Overheard Subway Convo I

Two suits get on a crowded 3 train at Wall Street. My olfactory informs me that one of them hasn't showered recently. The other starts:

My foot is killing me.
New shoes?
Nah, had them for a few weeks. I have a giant callous on my pinky toe.
Ah, that sucks.
Yea, it's really painful. My doctor gave me some ointment to put on it.
That's good.
Yea, it's supposed to shrink it.
You'll be fine.
I hope so.

Glad I'm not going into podiatry.